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We just got a call from a former friend of Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, who we can't name, claiming that Mr. Reid is actually a baby-eating alien bent on destroying the human race! Now, we don't know if this is true, but the allegation is so severe, it's up to Sen. Reid to prove it false.

Sen. Reid recently claimed that Mitt Romney "didn't pay any taxes for 10 years" after a former Bain Capitol investor, who Reid would not name, called his office. The Democrat leader later added "Now, do I know that that's true? Well, I'm not certain, but obviously he can't release those tax returns. How would it look?"

The Month of August 2012

Overweight gymnast breaks parallel bar.
AUGUST 1
Overweight gymnast breaks high bar.
AUGUST 2
Overweight rower sinks boat.
AUGUST 3
Harry Reid is actually a baby-eating alien.
AUGUST 6
Olympic runner doesn't make it to the finish line.
AUGUST 7
Chicken-Chuck doesn't enjoy eating worms.
AUGUST 8
Prince Williams teaches Justin Bieber a lesson in manners.
AUGUST 9
Kitten strangles man.
AUGUST 10
Young bird refuses to eat his dinner.
AUGUST 13
Shark dances the tango with a scuba diver.
AUGUST 14
A shark, after having his fill, leaves for home.
AUGUST 15
After shark attack man has life-changing surgery.
AUGUST 16
the worlds first Bionic Super-Spy Stewardess
AUGUST 17
Buttons unmercifully beat zipper.
AUGUST 20
Bear drives off cliff.
AUGUST 21
Pan wears shirt and is mocked.
AUGUST 22
Horse is smitten with a sawhorse.
AUGUST 23
Giant tires of his visitors.
AUGUST 24
Elderly woman takes grandson to the park.
AUGUST 27
Kitten get knocked out.
AUGUST 28
Mitt Romney is the GOP presidential nominee.
AUGUST 29
The squirrel knows.
AUGUST 30
Hawks distract and deploy.
AUGUST 31
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